I will not share your email address with anyone else under any circumstances...not under threat of torture, or even imminent death. Cross my heart. I swear. No one will get it out of me.
[Preferably one I'd know you by. Imbecilic childhood nicknames are my favorites.]
If you have a telephone number, Skype address, secret mail drop where you'd like me to get in touch with you, add all of that information into this section... please type them right into this field. You can enter up to a maximum of 1500 words. Once again, I will treat this information as strictly confidential.
Please don't make me beg. If you don't type anything into this field, I'll assume that your comment or question is a general one, directed at me.[Optional]